Friday: Three Morning Takes

Pirate Wires

• January 9, 2026 at 10:45 AM

this land is greenland, this land is my land / vibecoding reindustrialization / “wtf, i love hedge funds now” -aoc (probably)

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SpaceX gets FCC permission to launch another 7,500 Starlink satellites

Including previous approvals, Starlink can now deploy 15,000 Gen2 satellites.

Ars Technica• Jan 10, 2026, 12:52 AM

ESA considers righting the wrongs of Ariane 6 by turning it into a Franken-rocket

ArianeGroup is still trying to catch up to where the bleeding edge of the launch industry was 15 years ago.

Ars Technica• Jan 10, 2026, 12:06 AM

America's Right-Wing Astrology Boom

months after charlie kirk's assassination, the christian right is turning to the occult for answers while fitness influencers and biohackers use astrology as a lifestyle guide

Pirate Wires• Jan 9, 2026, 10:53 PM

Measles continues raging in South Carolina; 99 new cases since Tuesday

With so many exposures sites, officials can't figure out where people were infected.

Ars Technica• Jan 9, 2026, 10:34 PM

The Samsung Galaxy Watch Is Discounted on Amazon

The Samsung Galaxy Watch8 gets marked down across a variety of colors, sizes, and feature sets.

Wired Gear• Jan 9, 2026, 10:13 PM

Solawave Wand Fans: Don't Miss This Buy One, Get One Free Sale

Double up on LED therapy, because sharing is caring.

Wired Gear• Jan 9, 2026, 09:48 PM